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• 21:32 "what about the thai handjob? That's only like $3." #
• 22:06 Emeryville, London, Paris, New York. Hell yeah. #
• 23:26 "there's the house my brother burned down..." #
• 00:51 @kennybyerly good luck tomorrow! it's always sunny when people pay you to be funny!!! #
• 12:48 attn: washington state - i'll be in town for business from jan 27-feb 2. let's hang! (in super-exciting redmond, wa! whooo!) #
• 15:05 my feet hurt, my hamstrings hurt, my head hurts. i think i'm dying. #

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