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• 23:26 OH: "ready for the best party trick, ever?" "what, are you going to open it with your dick?" #
• 23:31 OH: "is this frozen? oh, sorry- i keep poking the meat." #
• 01:58 @emcalkins i spent a few days in La Jolla for work last year; not much to do but watch the sunset and hang out with @boygirlparty. #
• 16:45 so it's official :: soon, i will no longer be a resident of northern california. i am scared, excited, worried and thrilled, all at once. #
• 16:46 also: it is such a beautiful day out, and i am so, so happy that we've finally changed the clocks. hello, daylight!! i've missed you. #
• 19:50 cooking up some salmon and fresh pasta and working on a few custom knitting projects. #

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